Fuck yeah, Halo and shit!

taracynara:

doctordonna10:

qthewetsprocket:

dixie-chicken:

but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines

…without laughing.

LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE

This post doesn’t show up on my dash enough.

iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

passion:

started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower

telapathetic:

Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

did-you-kno:

The most popular marketing campaign with a cartoon character was Fred Flintston. But it wasn’t for Flintstone Kids Vitamins. It was when Fred shilled Winston cigarettes in 1960.
Source

did-you-kno:

The most popular marketing campaign with a cartoon character was Fred Flintston. But it wasn’t for Flintstone Kids Vitamins. It was when Fred shilled Winston cigarettes in 1960.

Source

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

thefaggiah:

I actually think I’ve reblogged this seven times

towritelesbiansonherarms:

only played Destiny for 30 mins but i have a feeling this is gonna be one of the best games ever 

it feels soooo good