Fuck yeah, Halo and shit!
did-you-kno:

October is National Pizza Month, National Popcorn Poppin’ Month, National Pork Month, National Sausage Month, and American Cheese Month… but it’s also Health Literacy Month.   Source

did-you-kno:

October is National Pizza Month, National Popcorn Poppin’ Month, National Pork Month, National Sausage Month, and American Cheese Month… but it’s also Health Literacy Month. Source

pokedex-of-anomalies:

Dragonpix by SweetKarleeta

drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

supermegagardevoir:

THUNDERSTORMS ARE PERFECT OPPORTUNITIES TO CUDDLE.
WHAT IF THE POWER GOES OUT.
LETS MAKE A FORT.
DID LIGHTNING JUST SHOOT THROUGH OUR WINDOW?
IDK.
LETS MAKE OUT.

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

chocolatequeennk:

haliasjane:

inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

                                                                                            A novel by me

"I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books" the thrilling sequel

"I’ve read so much fanfic for this series, I can’t remember what really happened in the books" the stunning conclusion

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

handsomedogs:

Sasha before her morning walk

She looks a lot like a certain doggy I used to know. I miss my baby :(

handsomedogs:

Sasha before her morning walk

She looks a lot like a certain doggy I used to know. I miss my baby :(